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AGGGHHHH! Thump”?Īn Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader. “What is thy bidding, my master?” What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction? Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.” What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars? “I find your lack of steak disturbing.” What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper?Ĭharmin to the last. What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant? We don’t want to sound racist but.Īll stormtroopers look the same to us. He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious. Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine? What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child? What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker? What do you call two Han Solos singing together? Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?Īt the Darth Maul. What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?Ī More-Rey Eel. What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods? What is Admiral Ackbar's favorite type of music? Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.” What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?Ĭrashdo. Never sell me the cods! Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last? If we can badly paraphrase Yoda, “Mirth leads to smiling smiling leads to muffled giggling muffled giggling leads to full-on guffawing.” The Good Guysĭisney What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock? For your amusement, we’ve put together the most extensive and comprehensive collection of jokes about a galaxy far, far away.

Whether you’re an originalist who thinks Star Wars begins and ends with the first trilogy, or you live and breathe Baby Yoda, there are plenty of Star Wars jokes just for you.

The same is true with Star Wars fans, although their humor tends to lean heavily towards the inherent hilarity of droids and Wookiees. Believe it or not, guys who wear lucky underwear because they think it'll help their team win can crack a joke with the best of them. They both also have a healthy but rarely appreciated sense of humor. They both like dressing up as their favorite characters, acquiring the best related merch available, overromanticizing the games/sequels of their youth, and shaming fans who aren't devoted enough. They both love minutiae and stats-there's very little difference between knowing that Reggie Jackson and Paul Molitor are the only players to score ten runs in a single World Series and knowing that Boba Fett made his first appearance in The Star Wars Holiday Special. Fans of the Star Wars franchise aren’t all that different from obsessive sports fans.

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